take a break with IT jokes

Why computers are like men:

1.In order to get their attention, you have to turn them on.
2.They have a lot of data, but are still clueless.
3.They are supposed to help you solve problems, but half the time they are the problem.
4.As soon as you commit to one, you realize that if you had waited a little longer, you could have had a better model.
Why computers are like women:

1.No one but the Creator understands their internal logic.
2.The native language they use to communicate with other computers is incomprehensible to everyone else.
3.Even your smallest mistakes are stored in long-term memory for later retrieval.
4.As soon as you make a commitment to one, you find yourself spending half your paycheck on accessories for it.
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Laws of Computer Programming

1.Any given program, when running, is obsolete.
2.Any given program costs more and takes longer.
3.If a program is useful, it will have to be changed.
4.If a program is useless, it will have to be documented.
5.Any program will expand to fill available memory.
6.The value of a program is proportional to the weight of its output.
7.Program complexity grows until it exceeds the capabilities of the programmer who must maintain it.
8.Any non-trivial program contains at least one bug.
9.Undetectable errors are infinite in variety, in contrast to detectable errors, which by definition are limited.
10.Adding manpower to a late software project makes it later.


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Blonde Password

Humor, Security 4 Comments »During a recent security audit, a company discovered that a
blonde employee was using the following password:

“MickeyMinniePlutoHueyLouieDeweyDonaldGoofySacramento”

When the company asked the blonde why she had such a long password, she said the login screen required the password to be at least 8 characters long and include at least one capital.